superficial

  1. whiskeyafternoon

    looks like he has a receding hairline Situation

  2. It had to be said

    Focus on the maroon bustier in the back and not on the white (Italian) douche in the front.

  3. Satan's bitch

    Come onnnnn skin cancer!

  4. AT

    why the fuck would you wear sun glasses 24/7 and just look over them and never through?

  5. Problem?

    Jesus….is this kid ever going to come out of the closet?

  6. Deacon Jones

    I heard these assholes just got back from desegrating my favorite bar in OCMD, Secrets…..

  7. holymoly

    I really shouldn’t have to point this out, but he’s not making that face because he sees tits. Its because he sees some dicks and his mouth opens in a Pavlovian response. Geez!

  8. Jack

    “I KNOW, they ARE really yellow, ain’t they?”

  9. Lou Skunt

    “Did ya get a whiffa that shit? Yeah, bra, I just fahted majah”

  10. MrsWrong

    It’s good to know the women of Seaside Heights have educated themselves on what a safe distance is from that “Situation”

  11. Squishy

    What a twat!!

  12. TurdBurger

    Nice freaking nose.

  13. Double D

    His workout needs to incorporate some exercise that makes his lower jaw bigger.

  14. Double D

    It looks like he is wearing Chloe Kardashian’s murkin on his head.

  15. Brennan Haley

    If he wants to play pocket pool with actual balls, he’s gonna have to find another table.

  16. the whole enchilada

    “Hey guyz, if you need to find me I’m heading to the gay pride parade.”

  17. KC

    Where is the flesh-eating bacteria when you need it?

  18. The word “douche” has officially retired, citing exhaustion. When asked for further comment, Douche replied, “It was those fucking Jersey Shore fucks. What chance did I have?”

  19. bbiowa

    Douche is such a small word to describe such an enormous…..douche. Damn.

  20. CharmlessMan

    SUUUU-PRIIIISE, SU-PRIZE, SU-PRIZE!!!

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