superficial

  1. I don’t see…oh. At first I didn’t notice her among all the other two ton objects.

  2. Some dude put his penis in that.

    So as a species, we suck.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      To be fair, at least 60 dudes have done that.

      On one night by the shore, it was 4 at the same time.

  3. Alison

    This is where they recommended she give birth.

  4. Josh

    Strike that, *this* is what hepatitis looks like.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Oh god, I thought we’d heard the last of Crazy Frog

  6. Snooki leaving Popcorn Park Zoo, disappointed that it is not in fact made out of popcorn.

  7. Contusion

    you know, she seriously doesn’t look any different than when she wasn’t pregnant.

  8. And so she learns the sad reality that the zoo won’t actually pay her for the kid. Cheer up. There’s still the carnival. Plus Ringling Brothers is coming to town.

  9. scouting out delivery rooms. good to see she’s being a responsible mother

  10. BigDaddy

    They had to put an extra strong patch to keep the baby from just falling out.

  11. MarkM

    Kevin James should quit wearing black.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    Let’s play “Where ISN’T Snookie going”!… Mensa Meeting? Planned Parenthood? Library? The Gym?

  13. El Jefe

    The baby is going to be as big as she is.

  14. She’s escaping. Someone stop that gorilla!

  15. isn’t it peculiar that she’s doesn’t need her 3-wheeled scooter today?

  16. flimflam

    People can only underhand serve the humongous leather volletball.

  17. Schmidtler

    Hey Rocky, why dontcha take her to the zoo? I hear retards like the zoo!

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