1. Mr. Travolta! Mr. Travolta! Show us where you HAVEN’T been touched!!

  2. Frank Burns

    “Massage this, bitches! Xenu in da house!”

  3. Abby Normal

    John’s exhibiting some tension in his thighs and buttocks. Poor guy hasn’t had a good p-spot massage in more than a month.

    • Animal

      Spoken like someone knowledgeable on the topic. You must enjoy the sensation of objects in your bum, just as you assert Mr. Travolta does.

      • Sven Golly

        Pretty certain anyone who uses the term “bum” enjoys a good diddle now and then. (and yes, I realize that includes most citizens of the Commonwealth)

      • gosh sven golly

        Mostly sure “bum” is a very commonly used term in UK in place of butt and you cannot possibly say they all enjoy a good “diddle”.

      • Schmidtler

        every dude in the UK enjoys a good diddle, because they’re all queer. there – it’s been done! and you said it wasn’t possible!

      • Is this John’s attorney? If so…

        OBJECTION!

  4. Hmmm. From the back, he looks like Jorge, the Mexican dishwasher from the diner I frequent.

  5. Crazed Abandon

    …and this is the little fella that cause all the trouble!

  6. catapostrophe

    “THIS isn’t straight, either.”

  7. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Come on guys! Does THIS look like a gay man’s penis? Pfffft!”

  8. “Hey Paparazzi, I got something in the rear that needs some poppin’.”

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ♪ It’s fun to stay at the Phi. M. C. A….

  10. tlmck

    Wow! A gay flash mob.

  11. journalschism

    “I call it ‘The Horshack’. Someone yell ‘Ooo-oo-ooo Mr. Kotter’ and see what happens!”

  12. Humpinfrog

    “Guys, guys, I can kick all your asses or you can fuck mine, but not in a gay way. We’ll talk about golf and shit too. Choice is yours.”

  13. Good thing those paps brought their creeper lenses.

  14. person of interest

    y’all wanna see my wiener?

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    One minute before Travolta was arrested for public urination.

  16. El Jefe

    They forgot to apply more spray paint to that bald spot on the back of his head.

  17. That’s odd…he doesn’t look bald from behind.

  18. mbcl

    “Hey this back isn’t going to massage itself, now is it ?”

  19. Joh Travolta

    Hey…I resemble these remarks.

  20. John Travolta

    Sorry…that was my alter ego Joh that commented. Won’t happen again. lol

  21. Silky Johnson

    It makes sense that he’s in the movie Savages, because his head looks like he it scalped by a Navajo.

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