Doggy-style it is, then.

i dwive an isuzu twoopa

I guess it must have been a day premiere, someone’s looking casual as fuck.

Always had great cans.

No way those things are in that state without some help.

There’s a ratio in photography. Called the rule of thirds. Either 1/3 of the photo, or 2/3s should be the focus. I’ll go with the latter.

If you can tough it through to lights out, you’ll be ok. Dawn is going to be difficult to deal with, but that’s morning-after sober guy’s problem, not yours.

Why has no one else thought to use botox on boobs before?

The 80s hair tells you where she’s coming from.

Reese, Rumer or Rosie. Their names all begin with the letter ‘R’. They have nothing else in common.

Did someone dye one of those removable head things from Labyrinth and throw it in a dress?

Hey Rosie! I am white, and I can jump.

Always wondered what the hair and costume departments from ‘Krush Groove’ were up to now. Thanks, Rosie!

sorry, not cute.

By far, the most annoying voice in showbiz.

The photographer in the back is waiting for someone famous to come out.

Still would, just for posterity’s sake.

She’s got the original Reese Witherspoon chin.

Still fucking HOT! I totally would.

ey mookie, how you like me now?