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  1. Hank E. Ring

    This guy used to own the world and all the pussy in it. Appreciate the now as this is our future.

  2. He needs to own it and lose the wig.

  3. FanGirl

    All Dogs Go to Heaven :)

  4. Pierce Bronzetan

    Still more man (and chest hair) than any of us.

  5. Norm MacDonald got work?

  6. Looks like the bandit roughed up smokey pretty bad.

  7. I remember green-lensed glasses helping with your golf game. Red must help spot the grim spectre of Death.

  8. tlmck

    Best argument for dying young and leaving a good looking corpse.

  9. Contusion

    Lifetime pass.

  10. kman

    he’s going to die soon

  11. Joe

    Deliverance came out 40 years ago.

  12. “Red glasses help me see farther, x-ray vision or somethin’. I’eh used them once to bang the queen on an overnight flight to Scotland. Then I made Charles wear ‘em while i did her a second time in front of coach. Ha. Haha. Who’s got a cigarette?”

  13. journalschism

    At least he’s thin.

  14. Bigalkie

    Burt Reynold’s is now resorting to entering Martin Scorcese look a like contests to get pussy. How the mighty have fallen.

  15. Stan Lee trying out for the role of Cyclops in the X-Men reboot

  16. MarkM

    Even his eyebrows have toupees!

  17. Blech

    He seems to have forgotten where he was headed… which is about to become a problem for his pants.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Isn’t this the Billy Bob Thorton picture from yesterday?

  19. El Jefe

    He was the motherfucking man. I have nothing bad to say about him.

  20. Colin

    “Say good night, Gracie”

  21. Used to see him on Carson. Damn, he and Johnny were funny as hell.

  22. King Diamond

    Is it me or does Burt look like an old Chinese lady?

  23. Pine Table Fever

    He looks like my grandmother before she died. Even the facial hair is the same.

  24. Vlad

    He’d probably break a hip, but he would still kick your ass.

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