The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.28.12
Jennifer Lopez performing in Rio de Janeiro. (June 27, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 6.28.12
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It was bound to happen… She crapped out a black guy…
Kinda hard to understand how she could ever look in the mirror and decide this was a good idea.
Somebody taped a picture of Selena Gomez over the mirror.
Yeah, creepily resembles Octo’s O-face.
I think she’s actually re-enacting the birth of her twins.
Must be choreography for her musical tribute to the human centipede.
No WAY does she belong in the front of a human centipede.
omg haha
I hate pictures
Not pictured, stage right: extra special guest Miss Piggy wearing the exact same outfit
Her butt is so big, it’s the only thing that’ll get past those pillows.
People paid money to go see this.
Weird.
For the life of me, I don’t know how he got up there in the first place.
Hey McFeely’s back! Where’ve you been man? Fish figured out a way to raise the dead? Or was it prison? It was prison right? C’moonnn. You can tell us. If ever there was a safe haven for delinquents and perverts, it’s right here.
It’s as if her vag exploded with rhinestones and sequins. That is ugliest unitard ever.
Hard to comprehend someone with her success making this kind of business decision. She paid some stylist, then a costumer a gazillion dollars, I’m sure, for that heinous tard. I think she’s a tard.
Everyone was so focused on her ginormous ass, that nobody noticed that she has an equally ginormous crotch.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is Vajazzling for others now?
He put it in her ass, didn’t he?
Who knew when you crap out a black guy it would be that exhusting.
She still got the hot bod. Always loved that ass!
She’s all yours.
britney spears wore this ensemble a decade ago.
Once again, Spiderman saves the day.
Pretty much a re-enactment of JLo’s first audition as a Fly Girl on in Living Color except with one or all of the Wayans brothers in back.
Good one!
Oh shit! I thought it was Miley!
that’s how you stand up and take a shit
Looks like she’s giving birth. Apparently hers and Puff Daddy’s baby took this long to be born. There he is, directly behind her anus.
They shall name him Black Guy.
Cause they’re lyrically talented.
“Help me Jamal, I’m constipated!”
Was this in Germany? ‘Cause it looks like she’s going to poop on him.
Her vag is so boring she is angry about it, like an old man in a deli who’s soup is too hot
maybe so, but time will eventually solve the old man’s problem – it’s just going to make JLo’s vag problems worse.
J Lo had to Blow …and that’s why we call him “Scatman”
she just birthed her next boyfriend.
I legitimately thought it was Miley Cyrus at first glance, talk about signs you should fire your costume designer…
This is NOT, as some people have been misinformed, a musical performance. This is the finals of the South American Wind Breaking Tournament, and that’s J-Lo on her last attempt, with one of the judges right behind her to confirm she doesn’t shit.
Oh shit! Everybody run! Trust me, I’ve seen Prometheus like 3 times!
Thighs are pretty big . No one is going to rub one out over an of her pictures any more
“BULLSEYE”, said Johnny Weir.
Not pictured – Big Black Cock
“Is there a gynecologist in the house?”
I’m doing my “Eww-face”
I like tacos and burritos and shitting them out.
“these bedazzles are making my taco itch…..ohhhh….”
SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!
dios mio, my labia is hung up on a sequin…
The swamp ass that backup dancers have to deal with in South America is horrible.
She looks hot!