1. Frank Burns

    “Sheesh, what did Sean Penn do to her? Even outside and downwind she smells like flop sweat and cigarettes.”

  2. “Be subtle, Joseph, come on, eyes on your feet, walk ahead, she’s looking away. Now’s your chance! Feel her breasts with your eyes! Stare deep into their glory!”

  3. Whoopi

    It’s either Scarlett has a large head or Joseph has a small head.

  4. Netta

    I’m impressed that he grew out that rat tail in a week.

  5. Bionic_Crouton

    “Now Scarlett… When you said “walk erect…”.

  6. MyCoworkerIsHot

    Ugh this slut is still getting acting jobs? Who’s dick issue sucking. He is so damn fine.

  7. El Jefe

    JGL is the shit.

  8. lpdub

    I didn’t know there was gonna be a Forrest Gump sequal?

  9. “When I get you home there must be no begging at the dinner table, no peeing or pooping on the floor, stay off the couch, and bring me my slippers when ever I tell you to.”

  10. Crazed Abandon

    One of those cases where the woman looks better because of the guy she’s with. Not the other way around.

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