You look away! You look away now!!!

Mmmm…Freida Pinto.

I don’t know what she is doing to him but I’d like to apply for that job.

Do you smell dat curry baby?? mmmm, der’s more where dat came from…”

“Okay, okay, Chris, I hereby dub thee a Knight of the Holy Tantrum, Royal Order of Crybaby. Now please, just say your lines.”

“Gag on my invisible woman cock!”

Oh God, he’s really going to kill that sound guy standing behind him when he finally notices him.

crack in the wall, or worst ponytailed hairpiece ever?

George Takei found a day job. Good for him.

“Knight of Cups, you say? You can start with my Buttercup here then.”

Most everybody wants some head.

“Wait, aren’t there supposed to be two girls for this cup? Nevermind, I can see you’ve already started.”

“When I make eye contact with him, you better start licking, understand???”

Dev Patel might want to move up those hypnosis lessons from Macaulay Culkin.

“May the talent of acting compel you.”

Working hard to get an Oscar was well worth it I see. Congrats on your prize Mr. Bale.

I guess Bale’s next Oscar-bait is a Hilary Duff biopic

Knight of Cups, the story of a young man who dreams he has awakened in the genital safety equipment area of a sporting goods store…