1. I don’t think I want to see a pregnant Al Roker…

  2. Ann’s getting f*cked in more than one way Today

  3. Sure, he doesn’t have the perfectly corn-fed features of the Man of Steel — he has Mediterranean looks — but Manganiello should have be chosen to play Superman nevertheless. He’s got the body, he’s got the presence, and more importantly he’s got the acting chops to pull it off in my opinion.

    • Nerd Goggles

      Unfortunately what he doesn’t have is availability in his schedule. Guy’s been very candid in interviews lately that he was Snyder’s top choice for the role but he had to drop out because the movie was shooting at the same time as True Blood and he’s under contract.
      Not anyone’s fault, really, and he’s a big enough comic book nerd that he will definitely get his chance at a role someday.

    • A heretofore unknown piece of trivia is that the real Superman was actually Italian. Kal-El was shortened from Kalliggi L’Aretti. True story…

  4. Pierce Bronzetan

    “…and then we do this routine where I spread my cheeks like this… and then Channing walks in like ‘Hey! What’s that! Is it my birthday?’”

  5. Frank Burns

    Gosh, Ann, if you weren’t so afraid of thrusting dicks, you probably could have got along better with Matt Lauer and kept your job.

  6. Cock Dr

    Yes, we’re firing you from this high profile network position, but first, could you go out and play nice in front of the cameras with this himbo?

  7. $50 says this dude worked out a lot due to the nickname “Mangino”

  8. “We got you a little going-away present, Ann…”

  9. “Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!”

  10. tlmck

    Al looks “way” too interested here.

  11. Even his penis’ event horizon gets the ladies tingly.

  12. Dennis

    For being such a big guy, you can tell Joe Manganiello avoids using the squat rack and leg press at the gym.

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    It was at this moment , Ann Curry decided to quit the Today show and become a real reporter.

  14. Blech

    Love you, Ann Curry!

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    All Al heard was that there was beef and cake on the patio and is not at all pleased with what he found.

  16. El Jefe

    I can’t believe she is 55 because she is banging.

  17. “Hi, Joe, Al Roker here. I am your translator. Ann says she isn’t going to touch that thing anymore today…”

  18. “Shake the hand that shook the world… now shake the world!”

  19. Ann Curry is really fucking HOTTT! Thanks for everything.

  20. NONative64

    It really sucks that she was kicked out. Finally not some giggly airhead sharing “stories” about the girls who hiccuped too much or other trash they try to say is news.

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