Don’t laugh, he got a good 5 or 6 bucks for his appearance.
Paisley should be added to the list of things that aren’t Kosher.
Paisley is still less gay than Jon Gosselin.
“The Ties that Bind.”
OY! This fat goy next to me smells like Gefilte.
TIes That Bind….dammit I hate when I hit the wrong reply.
“Rabbi….I dont have any money for lunch.”
“Oyyyyyy! Fuck Dis Shit!!! “
“Rabbi Shmuley and Jon Gosselin at a press conference on Tax Deductible Marriage Counseling in Teaneck, NJ”
There is not one word in that sentence that doesn’t sound like a joke
I know all those words, but I still don’t know what it means.
Agreed. Just reprint this as is for “The Most Important People on the Internet.”
I was going to say pretty much the exact same thing. This pic does not need any addtional caption…
‘I have another idea but we’ll need ovens’. Right, so… which one of you jokers is Fish?
“Rabbi Shlemiel” and Shlemazel couldn’t make it but we all work for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated, so no shvitz.”
Note to Congress: remove that deduction from the tax code.
“Jesus Christ!” – Rabbi Shmuley
Wait. So Joaquin Phoenix is Jon’s rabbi?
Does anyone remember when I was famous and had money? Yea, me neither.
Shmuley? Geez, I figured he’d be from Belfast.
I didn’t know the Men’s Warehouse had a bargain bin.
Shmuley is disappointed because they told him that the event would be catered and there would be celebrities.
This is how I know there is no God.
Who??? Rabbi Smuck and Jon Gut?
“Hey, Rabbi. This is a cool little hat. Are we going to a party?”
A rabbi and a douche walk into a bar…
“oy vey this one is a doozey”
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