superficial

  1. That guy is the ghost of careers past.

  2. Pierce Bronzetan

    That sushi’s been pounded raw… and definitely not fresh.

  3. dani

    For a second I thought it was Fergie.

  4. Crissy

    “Pretty please! Now, will you give me some coke?!!!”

  5. “Yeah uh Ms Lohan, I’m from Terry Richardson’s office, here to take the rest of the erotic nude photos”

    “where’s your camera?”

    “I got my iphone right here”

    “Let’s get started!”

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    That’s the thing about Lindsay in recovery, an hour later you’re ready for another one

  7. no offending and having sex not only with with different ethhic people but NOW AS OTHER different ethnic people.

  8. Raoul

    “Now, make it all artsy. ‘Kay? But don’t worry about closing the closet door.”

  9. “Next up, on Unsolved Mysteries, this young actress and this man disappeared shortly after this photo was taken. Found at the scene were two tightly rolled one dollar bills and an empty box of condoms. Could this be the work of two serial con artists, or is something more sinister at work? Find out for yourself, after the break…”

  10. Joe

    Crouching crackhead, hidden idiot.

  11. Sayawhora I mean sayanora Lindsay.

  12. “Please, God, let it be an eight-ball…please? PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE…???”

  13. joho777

    Lindsay uses her special senses and realizes that an eight-ball is right behind her.

  14. Sam

    Is she channelling her “cleopatra”… Does she think she’s actually Liz Taylor now?

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