Why doesn’t he just binder clip the skin on his back?
Tara Reid in 5 years.
Tara Reid in 5 minutes.
That’s not Tara Reid?
Hey, Tara Reid is finally starting to look better…
…something Tara Reid, then laughter…
Rich, Corinthian leather.
If there is any left over stimulus money we need to tap that to pay this old fucker to put a goddamn shirt on!
“Unfortunately Mr. Pop, the time machine may not reassemble your electrons precisely as they were before. For example, your first name could be backwards on your belt…”
Somewhere there is a starving kid in Africa willing to sponsor him.
Somewhere there’s a poacher willing to bag just one more white rhino.
i just put my strat in the trash can.
I don’t know about you, but my “Lust for Life” just fled screaming into the hills with the shreds of my tattered libido.
I think he stayed in the bathtub too long.
Besides heroin, what does this guy do?
Ann Coulter’s stomach is made of scrotum.
I am so fucking hard right now.
Madonna will do anything for attention these days.
It could be much worse. He could be wearing a shirt but have no pants on. I do believe that would be called “Scrotum on the Floor”.
the sad thing is he’s looked this way for 30 years.
His torso looks like it’s made of memory foam.
Looks like a prop stomach you buy at Halloween.
Would somebody please iron that thing!
I bet this guy has 17 inches of foreskin and was circumcised as birth.
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