superficial

  1. ruckus

    Why doesn’t he just binder clip the skin on his back?

  2. Tara Reid in 5 years.

  3. Rich, Corinthian leather.

  4. Shirt.

    It’s time.

  5. If there is any left over stimulus money we need to tap that to pay this old fucker to put a goddamn shirt on!

  6. Qmak

    “Unfortunately Mr. Pop, the time machine may not reassemble your electrons precisely as they were before. For example, your first name could be backwards on your belt…”

  7. EricLR

    Somewhere there is a starving kid in Africa willing to sponsor him.

  8. i just put my strat in the trash can.

  9. I don’t know about you, but my “Lust for Life” just fled screaming into the hills with the shreds of my tattered libido.

  10. Drew

    I think he stayed in the bathtub too long.

  11. Humpinfrog

    Besides heroin, what does this guy do?

  12. Ann Coulter’s stomach is made of scrotum.

  13. Matt

    I am so fucking hard right now.

  14. Madonna will do anything for attention these days.

  15. It could be much worse. He could be wearing a shirt but have no pants on. I do believe that would be called “Scrotum on the Floor”.

  16. His torso looks like it’s made of memory foam.

  17. Looks like a prop stomach you buy at Halloween.

  18. tlmck

    Would somebody please iron that thing!

  19. Odbarc

    I bet this guy has 17 inches of foreskin and was circumcised as birth.

  20. Hey it’s a storyboard for my movie pitch. This time, instead of a fly, Goldblum gets crossed with a shar pei.

  21. Schadenfreude

    Look, Buffalo Bill must have completed his suit of human skin before Clarisse Starling caught him!

  22. Vladimir

    I thought “Bodies…The Exhibition” was currently in Vegas?

  23. WhatANiceGirly

    I think it’s nice to see Donatella being more active in her advanced state of decomposition… er, I mean age.

  24. cc

    Even without the mic you could tell he’s right handed. Look that the veins in his left arm. Do any of the valves still work?

  25. Jenn

    I’d hate to be on the front row when that vein of Iggy’s pops.

  26. canudigit

    It’s supposed to put the lotion on it’s skin…….

  27. “Only nineteen cents a day will feed a child like this for a month…”

  28. …at this point, he’s just fuckin’ with us.

  29. Paully Boston Baby!

    Dude, you totally should have ironed that shir…oh wait…

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