Look how serious he is, you guys! Take him seriously dammit!
I know a S.F.A.W.I.F* when I see one!
Way to go about your business and give the evil eye to the paps, sir!
(* Serious Fat Actor With Influential Friends)
Another johnny p! classic acronym!
I love his sandwich bag.
His weight loss didn’t last I see. I guess he is too busy being “serious.”
actually losing the lost weight is a good thing for jona… remember how newman stopped being funny after he lost the wait (don’t act like you didn’t notice!)? losing the weight that established who you are is worse than going full retard…
Jonah Hill was funny?
Adobe ran out of Photoshop. It will be another four months before supply is back to normal levels.
“Shit–something not that chill just happened in the backseat of my pants…”
Obviously, this paparazzo doesn’t recognize a *serious actor* when he sees him and his purse!
You guys are douches, he’s cool.
How’s that seeing eye dog working out for you?
Hey, Alex, this is NOT the definition of cool. This is the definition of “arrogant, self-centered asshole.” True story. Look it up.
“I made the very difficult transition from comedic man-purse to serious messenger bag. I’m a fucking adult, OK?”
since hes serious now i will not try to joke about this pic of him.
i will say something serious about it.
who’s head does he have in his lunch bag?
He’s not fat. There’s just more of him for him to love.
He’s just big-boned!
It’s like he’s glaring right at us. He knows what we said. We’d better run…not far mind you, but at least a block or two.
Or we could walk slowly and still outpace him.
Don’t worry, he’s far too serious to chase us. HE’S AN ADULT NOW, DAMMIT!!
That’s not weight he’s put on, it’s gravitas!
You can tell he is a serious actor now because he doesn’t smile.
It’s too bad he’s a serious actor now, because he would be the perfect Peter Griffin in a live action Family Guy. Our loss.
I guess we’ve found our “Grumpy” for the Seven Dwarves remake.
Wasn’t there a dwarf named “Stupid Cocksucker?”
Chaz Bono doesn’t smile as much as he used to.
Aw, look at that expression, so intense, so serious. I bet he’s thinking about the snacks he put in that murse. Or the wedgie from his manties.
He reportedly carries his own shit around in that bag wherever he goes as he insists it doesn’t stink.
It’s amazing how quickly this guy became an asshole in the public opinion as opposed to just, “Oh, him.”
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