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  1. EricLR

    This was taken just before they were both quietly placed in the trophy wife recycling bin.

  2. They’re remaking “Attack of the 50-Foot Woman”?

  3. “I bet you I can fit your whole tit in my mouth!”
    “Please get away from me!”
    “Come on… Aaaahhh…”

  4. I guess I’d bone the one from the original Escape from Witch Mountain. You know, for childhood’s sake.

    • EricLR

      Holy shit, that is the girl from the Witch Mountain movies! I used to have such a crush on her when I was a kid.

      Sad to see that now she’s just some vacuous bimbo on one of those Real Housewives shows. Somehow I would feel better if she were just a washed-up crackhead.

  5. Well crafted leather. The dress looks synthetic though.

  6. matt

    Crap, how tall is she?

    • Brandi Glanville is 5’10″ in bare feet. (Note she’s wearing heels). Kim and Kyle Richards are 5’1″ and 5’2″ respectively. But since I’m not respective (or respectful) of either of them, they’re no more than 4′ even.

  7. Keno

    “Hold me closer tiny dancer…”

  8. I forget, what the fuck did Brandi Glanville ever do in her life? I literally can’t think of a single contribution to society that she has done.

  9. emma watson's Vagina

    Seen here Kim is already shooting a new film “Escape to Boob Mountain”

  10. Is she a man? She’s a nine foot tall bony man. No wonder LeAnn is envious. Wait, why?

  11. Robb7

    Two people who should be destroyed: Sissy Seacrest for birthing the Kardashians and Andy Cohen for bringing the housewife crap to TV.

  12. One’s off the wagon and the other has cauliflower in her pants…guess!

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