“No lie, they feel just like mine!”
I thought that was Channing Tatum with wearing one of those pair of glasses with a ridiculous fake nose attached…until I saw the little person…thats an unfortunate nose
He makes it work.
When I grow up, I want titties way up here.
Thanks to my dating Vlad the Impaler, I can stick this whole statue in my cooch!
Smile! Say “Lolita!”
This is what passes for a three way in Hayden’s mind.
Looks like statutory rape to me.
Don’t miss this one, Fish. It’s positively Takeinian.
They made the same joke on TMZ yesterday…
it’s funny how the boobs on bronze statues are always rubbed shiny, or in the case of the “crazy girls” statue at the Vegas Riviera hotel, the asses.
They can get married in California now.
“And then we will find a male statue absurdly larger than this one and so on and so forth”
“Big noses means HUGE penis!”
Hayden loves that in any giant.
Highlights from one of Shakespeare’s lesser know plays, The Threesome of Verona, in which a garden pixie and a statue come to life and have a magical dalliance with a pugilist.
Gotta love how the big man automatically grabs the back of the statue head. We know what he like Hayden to do for him.
She’s so short compared to him, she’s always at dick level anyway.
Even girls think the same way guys do.
Girls love tits too.
The statue looks so uncomfortable.
I must break you
Did you ever notice that ALL bronze statues are shiny polished on the private parts? SERIOUSLY, WORLDWIDE. …even the dicks in the Vatican!
And as I can prove right here, this statue is the origin of the old adage, “more than a handfull’s a waste”
Any tourist from any country should know that it’s “good luck” to rub Juliet’s breast in Verona…apparently you don’t
“So this is what regular-sized tits feel like.”
Wlad is such a funny guy. Wearing a joke-store glasses and nose thingy for photo ops. Ur killing me Klitsch!
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