And then I realized, wow, I can make my Escalade payments by totally scamming people.
Remember that scene in “Goodfellas” where Karen is talking about all the other wives and how they “had bad skin and wore too much makeup”?
Kate Gosselin’s nails look freakin’ ridiculous.
“Hey baby, why don’t you make those nails useful and scratch my belly.”
Am I the only one seeing Mel Gibson in drag ?
Oh come on now. That is a cariacture of a person.
Dang it. “caricature”
Hey, Medium, next time at the manicurist’s go with medium.
I guess even a psychic can’t tell the difference between a wet bulldog and an Italian.
Kill it with FIRE!
bulldog and bullshit
“Welcome! This is Cabana Chat, and THIS…..is Dixie Wetworth!”
“I had his balls right here in my hands… and I let it go. CAN YOU believe THAT?!”
Hey, girl… WHY the lumpy face? Oh… never mind, thought it was camera error. My mistake. (You mean she REALLY looks like that? FUCK! I’ve had it all wrong!) Nevermind………….
“I know what you’re doing, you lying bitch.”
Jennifer Anniston is 10 years.
She’s so full of shit. And look at those ugly fucking nails. Then again, if people are stupid/desperate enough to fall for her shit they’re pretty far gone..
Glad to see a Carmela Soprano again…
Carmela Soprano could be somewhat fuckable, this one……..not so much.
Clearly that bulldog is deciding between taking a nap and eating that wig. For now the nap wins. For now.
This totally reminds me of a dream I had the other night… WAIT. Is that dog wearing false lashes??
“When everyone said they knew I was full of shit,I thought to myself ‘Wow! Are they psychic?’ “
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