Ah Hah Hah Hah….
Tom Cruise…you so short. And gay.
But he’s “Big in Japan”
“HAHAHAHA! He wants us to believe he’s straight!
Your so gay… I’ll bet you think this site is about you
Did I want to bone Emily Blunt?! You’re funny. You’re a funny motherfucker!
And then Lord Xenu says to Godzilla “Fire him? I just had him audited!”
goddam that’s funny!
I don’t get it ?
Tom Cruise Rapes Tiny Chinamen.
“you thought I liked poon?”
Japan has some porn Tom’s gonna love.
I’m sure he’s already in most of them.
“I know. Married to 3 women. WOMEN!!!”
As much as people try to be funny here with their comments, Edge of Tomorrow was f’ing awesome. And if you deny that, you either didn’t see it or I have no idea what you are expecting in a awesome, Sci-Fi, action packed, hilarious at times blockbuster. It rocked and not many actors could pull it off… it you don’t believe it. See it.
“Ha, ha, ha! Okay! Maybe it was a LITTLE like Groundhog Day! Ha, ha, ha!”
So Kim Jong Ill walks into a bar…
“You see…when I laugh real hard or grin real big like this, MY eyes look just like YOUR eyes.”
“And then I said, ‘Scientology is compatible with other religions and it’s not a cult.”
HA HA HA HA OH MISSA CRUZ YOU SO FUNNY.
“And so I’m ronery, A little ronery. Poor rittre me.”
“Ho ho ho, Lieutenant Steve, you are so funnee!!!… Ha ha ha, Alfonse, yes I am!”
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Tom Cruise promoting 'Edge 0f Tomorrow' in Tokyo. (June 26, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News