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  1. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Speaking of grave robbing..

  2. Short Round

    They do live! Anyone seen my bubblegum?!

  3. JimBB

    They know we’re vampires! SEIZE THEM!!!

  4. Somewhere, Roddy Piper is screaming at Keith David, “I’m gonna give you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin’ that trash can.”

  5. No comment needed.

  6. Proof of the Zombie Apocalypse.

  7. DD

    XENU LIVES !!!!

  8. dmb

    He-Man lives and possesses that key. I must possess all, or I possess nothing.

  9. “I’m really sorry, but I already have a passenger. I –”
    “You will take us both to the airport.”
    “I… I will take you both to the airport.”
    “And the fare will be free.”
    “…Yes, the fare will be free. Master.”

  10. She moonlighting as a flight attendant now?

  11. Somebody call Professor X! The Phoenix has awoken!

  12. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    “The eyes of Lilith & her followers burn with the fires of Hell.”

  13. “NO. MARCUS. EVERYTHING. IS. FINE. JUST. TAKE. US. HOME. PLEASE. AND. THEN. PLEASE. JOIN. US. FOR. DINNER…”

  14. Blob

    Zombie Thatcher.

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