superficial

  1. Pickle Nose

    Jennie: still a smokeshow. Tori: still vapid.

  2. Genghis Khanstein

    As you can see, we’ve made great progress in our quest to build the perfect Fembot when you compare the 2001 and 2014 models.

  3. Chaz

    Beverly Hills 9021Old.

  4. JimBB

    “Bitch, I will cut you.”

    “Bitch, I will eat your ugly children if you try.”

    “Okay, interview time ladies. What’s it like working together again?”

    “Oh, it’s great! We love each other SO much!”

  5. DD

    Jesus, what did they do th their face?

  6. tom

    Tori Spelling was ugly back in the day and now it’s worse.

  7. Cunty and Cuntier. (Not necessarily in that order.)

  8. Tori’s only saving grace is that if her mother stops being such a greedy bitch, she might potentially be a billionaire someday.

  9. k…. I totally recognize Farrah Abrams in this photo from the future but who’s the one on the right?

  10. Jennie’s still hot. Tori never was.

  11. Cock Dr

    It’s amazing what just a few millimeters one way or another can mean to a human face.

  12. Tori looks like someone ran over her face with a steamroller

  13. Scared Straight 90210.

  14. Sadly, the attempt to save her marriage left Tori unable to sit comfortably on a director’s chair.

  15. blerg

    pay attention, this is what taylor swift will look like in 10 years.

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