1. Janice can you put your arms over your head? Do you smell burnt toast?

  2. I’m feeling all strokey.

  3. I didn’t know Windsock Lip was a plastic surgery option.

  4. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    With enough Botox, you can’t feel the leprosy until it’s too late.

  5. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    A third grave robbing joke in one day seemed excessive, but on second thought…

  6. Icehawg

    “There, the chicken thing. I defy anyone to tell me apart from Joanna Krupa now. We’re like wicked-hot young twinsies.”

  7. I guess she got the lip injections that melt in the sun.

  8. Funny enough that is the same face I make when I see her.

  9. Zohan

    6 months into her lifetime supply of Mcburgertown..

  10. Smoking only increases the chance of a stroke.

  11. IdDoThat

    … too many Martini’s at lunch.

  12. DaKBro

    No one will ever know you had plastic surgery…..again.

  13. Nothing a little plastic surgery can’t fix.

  14. Trying her best to outrun father time.

  15. Did Walt jr get a sex change?

  16. Oklahoma Brent

    Dis how chicken have stroke….

  17. meeps!

    At some point they were gonna have to pop…

  18. Lou Braccant

    Must be a sense memory about Liam Neeson’s cock

  19. Ken

    Janice Dickinson making a goofy face is kind of like
    Rihanna with a black eye.

  20. ElDeeHablo

    I think she was turning her head to quickly..

  21. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    “OH SHIT!!! Reel her in!!!”


  22. “Oh NO! I’ve had a blowout! Do I steer INTO the skid or out of the skid?!? I can never remember!”

  23. Is she in one of those NASA acceleration chairs?

  24. Where’s a coxswain when you need them?

  25. It seems her latest face-lift was successful.

  26. “Hahahha, hey, Janice – better watch out. If the wind changes your face will stay like that!”

    “What wind?”

  27. “Ermahgerd! I sharted again!”

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