This is not going to age well….
I wonder how long it would take her face to run down into her boobs if it started to suddenly downpour.
That’s what the flying monkeys with umbrellas are for.
Is it cannibalism when you WEAR the animal you are?
I gotta pee…
When Skynet built the first ones, we could spot them by their rubber skin.
“LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”
The tits are great, but they don’t overcome the gigantic ass and completely empty look on her face.
Bitch you are not a supermodel, you are fat, lose the bitchface.
That’s just her regular face.
600 animals were harmed making this dress.
And the dress is made of polyester. It just took so long to make the damn thing that the dressmakers got bored and started shooting the neighborhood dogs and cats just to stay awake.
It’s good policy to give large animals lots of room when they assume an aggressive stance.
Moooo to the power of Moooo
Totally makes me think of killing cows in Diablo 2. You guys thought of it too. There are nerds on here. :P
Wow, it’s hardly been a year since she had the baby, and already her body has snapped back to the sloppy mess it was before.
Don’t her arms appear more granny-like?
What kind of cosmetic surgery will she get for that?
Why does she look so mean lately? Post-Natal Depression? Or just a normally nasty disposition? And BTW, I want to check out her tits totally uncovered. Hear that Hef?
Only two things should ever be covered in that much suede. Cows, and couches. Fortunately, she resembles both…
That look of intelligence in her eyes. And such happiness! What a joy she must be to be around!
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