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  1. You would think this Baldwin fellow would be way happier…

    • Marketing Mike

      First, I don’t think Alec is within 50 miles of that boat.
      That said, her lover/cameraman is a very happy guy.

  2. I’m liking her more and more.

  3. scarylibrary

    I look at this and just can’t unsee the Elephantiasis leg.

  4. JimBB

    Once again demonstrating her incredible skill at stretching slightly.

  5. Flatliner

    Is her nickname stumpy?

  6. If you can do the lotus position, you can do this.

    That being said, she’s demonstrating some clear need for approval.

  7. If by approval you mean the boner I am getting looking at dat ass she clearly has mine.

  8. Eejut

    I only wish now, that I had learned to stretch and gold dig in my youth.

  9. Oh, I can have fun with her in that position.

  10. Sneaky suspicion she is going to get Natalie Wood’d one day.

    • Marketing Mike

      If she and her “muse” keep posting pictures like this one,
      things are not going to end well. Alec has a slight temper.

  11. I have no idea what’s going on with that back leg.

  12. meeps!

    So “planking” never went away, it just changed positions…

  13. “… Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance… And love… won’t hurt anymore… She’s a bendy chick, and she’s never sore…..”

  14. Amanda

    At what point did her back leg get the Trogdor big beefy arm treatment?

  15. Trent Steel

    I thought she was a fucking amputee when I first looked at the pic. Jesus Tapdancing Christ….

  16. anonym

    perfect pose for anal

  17. So, the two by far gayest pictures I’ve ever seen of a woman involve the same woman. A patter emerges. What a freakin’ gay bitch.
    And the camera she rode in on.

  18. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Believing “any publicity is GOOD publicity”, Hilaria Baldwin attempts to start a new “Dis how the seal” meme in order to steal attention away from her nemesis, Queen of the Meme Joanna Krupa.

  19. I’d like to Stretch out her Armstrong…Whattt…??? Did I do something wrong? I mean, jeez, gimme a break, you guys…
    All right, already, I’ll leave.

  20. CharBroiled

    “Hey Claire, want to see what a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts looks like? No? What about elephtantiasis of the leg? “

  21. Does there exist a picture of her actually sitting on that thing correctly???

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