superficial

  1. It had to be said

    Whose body is she on?

  2. baron of all media

    If I knew a hideous monster like Seal could bang something that looks like this, I would’ve put my face in a grease fire ages ago.

  3. weenis

    No worries Heidi, seeing you nekkid always makes it work.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You wonder if anyone in the agency even looked at the gibberish on the right

  5. I guess she’s demonstrating how hot a 40 year old mother of four can be…if you photoshop her head onto a 20 year old’s body.

  6. best halloween costume ever!!!

  7. Throjo

    Jennifer Love Hewitt has that same tattoo on her arm.

  8. Jenny with a Y

    Why is her face so uneven? Did she have a stroke, or did the Photoshop artist get lazy half-way through?

  9. AleisterCrowley

    Don’t get her pissed off. There’s nothing like an angry German chick with a big pair of scissors.

  10. The Critical Crassness

    Who Photoshopped Heidi’s head onto a decent body with non-sagging breasts?

  11. bethy

    How does count as marketing to a 99.9% gay audience?

  12. Cam

    Wow didn’t know the special effects team from Avatar was this desperate for work.

  13. Dballs

    Why the hell is she naked? Isn’t it a show about clothing? The fuck, America?

  14. Make it work… or I’ll cut it off?

  15. cutthecrap

    her bush must be out of control for scissors that big

  16. MrsWrong

    Thats what she tells her husband when she leaves him at hime with 4 kids every day

  17. Shittiest ink evah.

  18. kimmykimkim

    This is one of those times where using the word “gay” as an adjective should be totally acceptable. As in, “That fake tie covering her nipple is totally fucking gay.” See? Nobody died.

  19. Chupacabra

    Making it “work” on “Lifetime.” I see what you did there.

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