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Two things darling, lose the vampire tan and fercrissake do your roots!
Not everyone wants to look like an orange. Not to mention I’ve never heard anyone say “DAMN, that orange bitch be fine!”.
Is it illegal to hold a woman down against her will… in direct sunlight?
Goes to the same tanning salon as Kirsten Dunst, I see…
When my Nana went to the nursing home, and kept telling us they were stealing her clothes, we all thought she was just senile. Dammit, Dakota – give my Nana her clothes back!
It’s the Ghost of Kristen Past.
less bothered by her lack of tan than the idiotic dress she’s wearing
Please choose colors that will enhance the pasty look. That outfit does not work on her.
Whiteout.
Pretty impressive. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to stay this white in California ?
Ahhhh it burns my eyes….]
Vampire?
Albino ?
Thought it was Alec Baldwin in the thumbnail
Daywalker!
Drew Barrymore, meet your replacement
American Vampire
Stephen Lynch sings a song about losing his albino girlfriend in a snow storm… not sure why that came to mind.
A Whiter Shade of What the Fuck is Going On with Those Roots.
Aaaargh, Daywalker! Quickly, kill it with a stake!
“How dare they say that Emma Stone is the palest of them all?! I’ll show them who’s pale. Also, do you like my shoes?”
Will we ever get a chance to see her nude? Damn, I sure hope so.
So do I.
She’s grown into a beautiful woman. She’s whiter than snow, but still a beautiful woman.