superficial

  1. Mel

    Two things darling, lose the vampire tan and fercrissake do your roots!

    • Blech

      Not everyone wants to look like an orange. Not to mention I’ve never heard anyone say “DAMN, that orange bitch be fine!”.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Is it illegal to hold a woman down against her will… in direct sunlight?

  3. Johnny P!

    Goes to the same tanning salon as Kirsten Dunst, I see…

  4. Schmidtler

    When my Nana went to the nursing home, and kept telling us they were stealing her clothes, we all thought she was just senile. Dammit, Dakota – give my Nana her clothes back!

  5. rican

    It’s the Ghost of Kristen Past.

  6. Gin&Tonic

    less bothered by her lack of tan than the idiotic dress she’s wearing

  7. Please choose colors that will enhance the pasty look. That outfit does not work on her.

  8. Turd Ferguson

    Whiteout.

  9. DeucePickle

    Pretty impressive. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to stay this white in California ?

  10. alex

    Ahhhh it burns my eyes….]

  11. Larry Mondello

    Vampire?

  12. Maurice St Claire

    Albino ?

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Thought it was Alec Baldwin in the thumbnail

  14. Swearin

    Drew Barrymore, meet your replacement

  15. Dan's friend

    American Vampire

  16. Stephen Lynch sings a song about losing his albino girlfriend in a snow storm… not sure why that came to mind.

  17. A Whiter Shade of What the Fuck is Going On with Those Roots.

  18. el duderino

    Aaaargh, Daywalker! Quickly, kill it with a stake!

  19. “How dare they say that Emma Stone is the palest of them all?! I’ll show them who’s pale. Also, do you like my shoes?”

  20. Will we ever get a chance to see her nude? Damn, I sure hope so.

  21. She’s grown into a beautiful woman. She’s whiter than snow, but still a beautiful woman.

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