Will.i.am and Prince Charles at Clarence House in London. (June 4, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Charles internal monologue: In my day, this jackass McAsspants would be executed post haste, based solely on his cringingly unlistenable “hit” singles.
With his head on a pyke.
Will showed up at Clarence House wearing that, eh?
Fuck a Clarence House..what is he, a prole??
Here we have two men. One is an insufferable jackass who fancies himself better and more important than all others, whose sense self-worth and self-importance is so shockingly aloof that most people can’t see why he’s kept around. The other is Prince Charles.
ohhhhhh, let me play:
“Sup dog? We’s gonna gets us some fine ass ladies tonight. We be pimpin’ the hoes ALL NIGHT LONG. Aight?”
“ummm, ok Charles, whatever you say”.
Charles looks distracted because he has to keep reminding himself not use the term “negro” until Will leaves.
“Well then, happy 30th birthday, son.”
It’s a historic day when Will.i.am the douche gets to meet the father of Will.i.am the Duke.
Excuse me but who are you again? Well, I am Prince Charles and you’re a douche!
From the waist up looks decent. The waist down… wtf.
“Who the hell is this colored chap? When they said William was here, I thought they meant my son.”
In every black guy like this there’s a black guy saying it all about not wanting to be a black guy
Switched at birth!
“Now be a good lad and fetch the tea and crumpets. And if I find one horse left ungroomed in that stable I’ll have your hide!”
“Mummy, bought me a new pet.” It’s all the rage in Hollywood.
YOLO vs karma: One wants to be reincarnated as a feminine hygiene product.; the other isn’t waiting that long.
HRH is a bit of a creepy bastard, but you’ve got to hand it to him: he’s always impeccably dressed.
Uneasy smiles have the same meaning all over the globe…
“Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you my new footman, William”.
“So this man isn’t the chimneysweep ?”
Then they swapped clothing. Hilarity ensued.
The Queen is looking snazzy! Charles is also alright.
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