Chris Odonnell has really let himself go…

I hate myself for falling in with all the other moon eyed sheep who adore this guy. It’s like he’s got fucking enchantment charm spell on the world.
Baaaaa!

“I’m pretty sure there isn’t an X-Men mutant whose superpower is he is missing his neck.”

“Look, I’m the King of Queens and I don’t need any shit from you, Huge Jackman.”

Nope, sorry. A happy ending costs $500, I don’t care who you are.

“Sorry mate, I thought you were Brett Ratner. Say, since you’re here and all…you wouldn’t be up for some shrimp cocktail would you?”

“Hugh , I’m giving you half a finger , cause you are not worth a whole finger “

These horrible street merchants sell these books that are printed upside down make Hugh mad!

This finger? This finger’s gonna cost you extra..

Now we know what Nathan Lane would look like if he were straight.

“So what’s up with that old wife of yours. Your really gay right?”

What? The kid took his scooter back and now you want to put a hit on him?

“Yep, you just give ‘em the home waxing kit and this bottle of John Travolta’s tears and you’re in!”

“I’m sorry, mate, I’ll take a look at it, but I just don’t think your car repair manual will make a very good movie…”