superficial

  1. It’s as if he put super-glue on his chin and then had a masseuse tea-bag him.

  2. Rick

    Dear Hollyweird:

    Please grow old gracefully.

    Love,
    Everyone

  3. Gay Vulcanized transformation complete.

  4. Glad Terl got rid of the dreads.

  5. He looks like the Twilight version of Dracula.

  6. If you can afford any wig you want, why would you choose something that looks more at home on a civil war re-enactor?

  7. The Brown Streak

    I’ve made clay statues more realistic looking than this…oh wait…this is the real thing?

  8. As a 40-something male with a receding hairline, I’ll kiss someone’s ass if that’s his actual hair. The soul patch in particular looks like it was cut from a larger piece and glued on.

  9. Holy Shit the chin scruff looks like a weave too!

  10. Is it Gay Pon Farr already?

    • Advice to Travolta re: Tom Cruise: “After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.”

  11. Nice try, Gaylord. We can see the velcro on your chin from here.

  12. Jenn

    That chinmerkin ain’t foolin anybody, I can still see his wattle.

  13. Schadenfreude

    I’m not gay. All straight guys have some other dude’s pubes glued to their chin.

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    L Ron Hubbard has so much to answer for.

  15. That’s a well constructed brick wall behind that gay guy.

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