1. Run you skinny bastard… Run before she smothers you again!

  2. caley

    You know she’s gotta be fearsome when the child is going to Nosferatu for comfort.

  3. I can hear her bitching through my monitor.

  4. “Come to Daddy!”
    “No, come to Mommy!”
    “Daddy has candy!”
    “Mommy has a pooooony!

  5. The Brown Streak

    Honey, daddy needs to go to the bathroom to get away from mommy…I mean go poopies…you stay here now.

  6. “Why are you two walking away from me! I need someone to yell at or I just look crazy!”

  7. Jenn

    Just keep walking, baby girl don’t look back!

  8. Pine Table Fever

    ‘…remember, I want her back from Snake Mountain before 7 and no fighting with He-Man on the way, right?’

  9. “Blah-blah-blady-blah-blah…child support…blah-blah-blah-blady-blah-blah…orthodontia…blah-blady-blah-blah-blah…tuition…blah-blah-blah…new shoes…Enjoy your day…”

  10. “Don’t be afraid sweety it’s only your mother singing “

  11. Am I the only one Wondering Why is she Wearing her Wedding Dress

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