Run you skinny bastard… Run before she smothers you again!
You know she’s gotta be fearsome when the child is going to Nosferatu for comfort.
I can hear her bitching through my monitor.
“Come to Daddy!”
“No, come to Mommy!”
“Daddy has candy!”
“Mommy has a pooooony!
Honey, daddy needs to go to the bathroom to get away from mommy…I mean go poopies…you stay here now.
“Why are you two walking away from me! I need someone to yell at or I just look crazy!”
Just keep walking, baby girl don’t look back!
‘…remember, I want her back from Snake Mountain before 7 and no fighting with He-Man on the way, right?’
“Blah-blah-blady-blah-blah…child support…blah-blah-blah-blady-blah-blah…orthodontia…blah-blady-blah-blah-blah…tuition…blah-blah-blah…new shoes…Enjoy your day…”
“Don’t be afraid sweety it’s only your mother singing “
Am I the only one Wondering Why is she Wearing her Wedding Dress
seriously why IS she wearing her wedding dress?
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