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  1. Snappy award titles you have in the US.

    • The Illuminati Did It

      If you think that’s awsome, how ’bout the Fox911, CBN, TBN, GLAAD, and Which-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other awards coming in July!

  2. The Brown Streak

    Never tell a Jonas how much they suck on stage. They’ll end up demonstrating it for you.

  3. “Does anyone in the audience have a marker? I need to finish drawing in my beard.”

  4. CK

    I don’t know what LOGO is, but I stopped watching the other 3 because of douches like him.

    • Logo—which does not need to be in all-caps, because it is not an acronym—is an LGBT-themed cable network owned by Viacom, which also owns the other 3 networks participating in this awards show: MTV, VH1, and CMT. I’ll leave it to you to decide which of the four networks was behind Joe Jonas’s performance.

  5. JasonH

    Commence John Travoltization. Progress: 30%

  6. “Oh really? Well could a flaming bag of homo sing like this?”

  7. “Would the owner of a red 2012 Toyota Camry please go out to your car? Someone’s stealing it but needs money for gas…”

  8. When the fuck did Sylar start his singing career?

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