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  1. You see David?!?!?!? You see what happens to your hand after adjusting yourself so many times!?!?!
    I told you this would happen!

  2. Rick

    “You have less plastic in you than my wife.”

  3. Good to see Prince Charles was there.

  4. Wallace and Gromit – 2 of our best film stars. Not sure what Gromit is going to do Beckham with that spanner.

    • Here in the good ol’ US of A we would refer to that tool as a “wrench.” No biggee. Just thought I’d mention it. Have a nice day.
      (Christ those limeys are stupid.)

  5. Is he going to shove that spanner up Beckham’s ass?

  6. Cock Dr

    Gromit thinks he knows where Beckham hid the cheese.

  7. “Are the outhouses literally connect to pig troughs, like I’ve heard? Wonderful….”

  8. The Brown Streak

    Wow, david’s sex toys are really wedged up in there.

  9. Blob

    It’s the wrong trousers, Gromit! And they’ve gone wrong!!

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