Isaac better be serving Viagra martinis.
Captian Crunch in the fleash!
The Skipper has lost a lot of weight since Gilligan died.
I always suspected that top hammock had a strategically placed hole.
Time to shove off in the S.S. Wrinkled Balls I see. First Mate? Larry King, of course.
He is looking for some hot 20 year old to sail on his good ship lollipop.
The Mummy returns to the scene of earlier exploits, London!
‘I had better go check on the withered cock, er, weathercock!’
“Hey Hef, Why do you always wear that hat?”
“I love motorboating”
Why does the life preserver in the yachting cap insignia look more like a hemorrhoid pillow?
i bet if he looses the smile, all his flesh will fall off.
Popeye be grabbin’ his junk.
I wonder if he realizes that the only people who wear those hats anymore are actual seaman and the gays.
Arrggg… dead men tell no ta– wait. I stand corrected.
“How’d you like to mow my lawn??”
“Who wants to ride my little dingy?”
Hugh learns that the captain always goes down on…uh with the ship!
So they’re doing a live action Mr. Magoo movie? Cool.
the SS Colostomy is headed to sea!
“Where am I? Who pooped in my pants?”
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