Ooh, does she have plastic nipples too??
I think the better question is, what on Shauna Sand *isn’t* plastic?
When a plastic surgeon cuts off the nipples completely for a breast enlargement it’s hard to get them back on just right.
And they scar funky…
How exactly do these doctors pitch this to women? “Ok, I’m going to cut your nipple off, then pour jello into the hole, then sew the nipple back on again”…”will it look natural doctor?”…”oh fuck no!”
How many times does an uncle have to molest a chick to have her do THIS to herself trying to get attention? It’s got to be a few.
I think she and Tara Reid went to the same surgeon.
I’m here for you, my child.
If this is the “best” then god help us all.
Hey Fish/PB, is it “low standards Thursday” or something?
come in Tokyo!
Tune in Tokyo!
Hugh was confused when he was connected to Calcutta…
All I can say.
Her chest looks like the face of a retarded goldfish.
Oh, those lips. Those wonderful fish lips. I’d like to hook a lure in there.
I mean a literal lure. Not a sexual euphemism at all.
my eyes feel like herpes now. SKANK.
I don’t know what’s worse, the stitched on nipple look, the mouth breathing guppy lips, or the acne…but I wish she’d put the fucking PHONE down!
If you needed an emergency visit to your dermatologist as badly as she does, you’d have your phone handy too!
If you had balls on your face as often as she does, you would have acne too.
Who wants pizza?
It’s as if a 14 year old boy’s doodle has come to life…
no 17 year old boy would doodle lips like that, or that much acne.
Wow, it’s one thing to poke nip. It’s another thing to poke areola. Well done, she-whore, well done.
Wow, those special effects people in Hollywood are truly amazing..Shauna Sands looks exactly like the “Bride of Frankenstein”, all pieced together by surgery from mismatched body parts.
well at least she isn’t naked.
“These tits were made for cum shots, and that’s just what they’ll do, and one of these days these tits are gonna walk all over you…”
“These tits were SUPPPOSED to be made for cum shots, and unforunately that’s just what they didn’t do, and one of these days these tits are gonna walk all over you and crush you to death like an elephant’s foot…”
Mispost: Should be under “The Carp We Missed”.
Domino’s engineers have been studying her for months trying to figure out how to slice pepperoni that thick.
For some reason I now have a urge to play Pogs.
“Bras? Where we’re going we don’t need Bras.”
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