1. Amy

    Ooh, does she have plastic nipples too??

    • Drew

      I think the better question is, what on Shauna Sand *isn’t* plastic?

      • Cock Dr

        When a plastic surgeon cuts off the nipples completely for a breast enlargement it’s hard to get them back on just right.

    • And they scar funky…

      • How exactly do these doctors pitch this to women? “Ok, I’m going to cut your nipple off, then pour jello into the hole, then sew the nipple back on again”…”will it look natural doctor?”…”oh fuck no!”

        How many times does an uncle have to molest a chick to have her do THIS to herself trying to get attention? It’s got to be a few.

    • TomFrank

      I think she and Tara Reid went to the same surgeon.

  2. Cock Dr

    If this is the “best” then god help us all.

  3. Hugh Gentry

    come in Tokyo!

  4. CC

    Just Nasty!
    All I can say.

  5. stratacat

    Her chest looks like the face of a retarded goldfish.

  6. It had to be said

    Oh, those lips. Those wonderful fish lips. I’d like to hook a lure in there.

    I mean a literal lure. Not a sexual euphemism at all.

  7. Any Guy

    my eyes feel like herpes now. SKANK.

  8. I don’t know what’s worse, the stitched on nipple look, the mouth breathing guppy lips, or the acne…but I wish she’d put the fucking PHONE down!

  9. Deryn

    Who wants pizza?

  10. Jenny with a Y

    It’s as if a 14 year old boy’s doodle has come to life…

  11. Wow, it’s one thing to poke nip. It’s another thing to poke areola. Well done, she-whore, well done.

  12. The Critical Crassness

    Wow, those special effects people in Hollywood are truly amazing..Shauna Sands looks exactly like the “Bride of Frankenstein”, all pieced together by surgery from mismatched body parts.

  13. well at least she isn’t naked.

  14. justuhbill

    Sheeeeee’s aaaaaaalllliiiiiivvvvvvveeeee!!!

  15. Deacon Jones

    “These tits were made for cum shots, and that’s just what they’ll do, and one of these days these tits are gonna walk all over you…”

    • “These tits were SUPPPOSED to be made for cum shots, and unforunately that’s just what they didn’t do, and one of these days these tits are gonna walk all over you and crush you to death like an elephant’s foot…”


  16. Deryn

    Mispost: Should be under “The Carp We Missed”.

  17. Richard McBeef

    Domino’s engineers have been studying her for months trying to figure out how to slice pepperoni that thick.

  18. hbw

    For some reason I now have a urge to play Pogs.

  19. Dave

    “Bras? Where we’re going we don’t need Bras.”

  20. Cardinal Fang

    Something’s up when even the areola’s border leaves an impression.

  21. That’s a great new, innovative design detail in her top – the built in baloney storage pockets, I mean. Genius!

  22. dhaddo

    I bet those things are just like a rubber chew toy.

  23. Shorty80

    How much do I have to pay Fish and/or Photo Boy not to see stuff like this? At least not so often!

  24. chupacabra

    Now this scent goes by, “washed up whore,” and is available in extra large.

  25. fartbucket

    worn out stripper is worn out

  26. Fish had to put a ho in!

  27. Brian Cox twice in one day? Is it my birthday or something?

  28. Kim Khlamydia

    Once again, bringing the T&A to her kid’s PTA meeting.

  29. tlmck

    It will be revealed in the future that she is, in fact, an android.

  30. Elf

    Why are you posting photos of Madamme Tussaud rejects?

  31. she should have a minion next to her carrying a stripper pole at all times

  32. zomgbie

    that scarring is gross.
    chainsaw boobjob= dr. leatherface.

  33. GuidotheRed

    I came, I saw, I threw up a little in my mouth

  34. Ace of Spades

    I thought I had accidentally gotten a pop-up for a porn site for a second.

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