Alessandra Ambrosio in Miami. (June 2, 2011)
I think you’ve posted Maria Shriver a little too much lately.
I’ll say some of the most terrible and vile things about celebs shown here, including Ambrossio, but that shit is hitting below the belt.
Posting a kiss goodbye to the million semen wasted on her in the last 30 seconds.
yah…that’s a bit too shriveresque for me.
I’d still hit that, but I know my credibility here is shot because I’ve said I’d still do Maria.
Holy Jeepers. Maria Shriver had a love child with Brooke Shields?
Ahhh…the kiss of dessicated, bony fingered death.
Still don’t see the hotness in this one! Must be a run of bad camera angles and poor fitting shirts for Alessandra. NEXT!
“Oh boy, I can’t wait to eat this creampie!”
In lieu of another Maria Shriver comparison, I offer this: Cover the top half of her face and imagine a Michael Jackson “wheow!!” from “Black or White” and then ask yourself when the last time you thwapped yourself to her was.
Things just got real.
Is that wig-wearing shovel blowing me a kiss?
Any moment, the spider queen’s jaws will unhinge and she will devour the nearby children in their Sunday best.
I told Sandra that she should have had herself checked out as soon as she found out about Bombshell McGee,
“Blow you? How about this instead.”
This is the last thing most guys see right before having their kidneys stolen.
Looks more like Jacqueline Smith.
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