He strikes me as the kind of guy who has had someone shit on his chest before…
if he passes out drunk around me he will be.
Silent film star Ben Turpin says “hey douchebag, get the fuck off my star!”
…by pantomiming outrage.
I imagine it’s embarrassing to have your picture taken while you’re waiting in line to redeem your food stamps.
What sucks? Not being photographed at one of those comedy roasts for hasbeens and D-listers.
Vanilla Ice, rolling strong!
HAHAHA!!! I feel better about my life now. Thanks, Fish.
Since just posting Fred Durst is a joke all by itself…No further comment is necessary or forthcoming.
I can’t get no nookie, no nookie, no nookie,
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your— wait, actually don’t put it up your ass. I’m going to eat it.
This guy is about as famous as the lightbulb is innovative.
“I DID IT ALL FOR THESE JEANS!”
A red card? yes…. OFF! no more please mr durst…
Should I feel old, because I know who he is?
I hope that’s a lottery ticket in his hand. He has a better chance at winning the Powerball than he does at gaining relevance again.
“He’s gotta ticket to Douche! He’s gotta ticket to do-oo-ouche! He’s gotta a ticket to douche, but not enough fare!”
“Hey ref! Anyone ever tell you you look like a giant penis in that hat?”
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