Sweet Jesus. What has she been “wrist deep” into now????
I think she’s hiding the residual coke in her nose.
just my thought
“my whole hand still smells like Lindsay…”
While sniffing the back of her hand for missed flakes, Mischa tries to pretend she isn’t a coke whore.
I see Misha’s back on her diet…
Mischa Barton: God’s answer to “Who would Lindsay Lohan be today if she had never starred in ‘The Parent Trap’?”
Real ladies don’t carry Kleenex.
“oh gee, officer, she was not wiping away any coke. she was pretending her hand was a cobra. yeah that’s it officer”
Bogie at 3 o’ clock.
The eyes say “help” but the speckled thighs say “turn away”.
Mischa’s friend puts a supporting hand on her thigh and assures her that there are only “5 or 6” more cocks to suck before she can be considered for roles in Hollywood again.
“Hey wake up, I think someone wants to take your picture!”
Wha..? The person I am cabsharing with is an actress? Who?!
How many knees are in this picture? Is this a clown car?
Cocaine dust maneuver
This picture has a built-in snorting sound. Everyone hears it.
whatever you do, don’t smell your fingers!
She was in my bar the other day. Made her a few mai-tais.
“And when I hold my arm like this, I look *just* like Lindsay. So I could play her in the movie about her life. Wait, she could play me. Or I could – oh fuck, whichever one of us doesn’t die first can play the other one. We’re both equally good actresses.”
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