It’s sad that they are actually talking to each other.
Its sad that of all the famous men she’s been banging, she let that one knock her up.
Wow – not so much a camel-toe as a grimacing camel-yoda/Gizmo. And that ladies and gentlemen, is why the British once ruled half of the world.
Matt: “I can’t talk right now, she’s right behind me”
Kate: “sure I can talk..he’s right here, but what’s he gonna do about it?”
Cory Feldman knocked up one of the Olson twins?
Don’t give him any ideas! What the hell is wrong with you?
“Where are you?”
“I’m right behind you. Where are you?”
Since they can’t stand to look at each other with the lights on, Kate and Matt have resorted to conversing via cellphone during daylight hours.
Kate: “Matt, I think it’s time to empty your colostomy bag.”
Matt: “Is it showing?”
Kate: “Big time.”
Matt: “Oh shit! Okay, act normal.”
Him: ‘Why the fuck are you still following me? You look embarassing’
Her: ‘You can’t even look at me when you talk to me now?’
i had no idea Kate Hudson was engaged to KD Lang
Well, she certainly upgraded.
Nut-hugging track pants! Attractive? Let her be the judge.
He’s on the phone with the Moose-knuckle helpline and she’s calling every other guy she’s ever slept with in the hopes someone other than the douche in front of her will claim her unborn child.
Kate: “Hi where are you?”
Matt: “I’m in NYC bitch stop calling me!”
I bet he only got her pregnant so that she could grow some boobs.
You sure that’s not the guy from the breakfast club?
Whose the lesbian chick with the beard?
Trying to set up a threeway with Thom Yorke.
The more you try to erase me the more, the more…the more that I appear.
Discerning collectors can tell a fake Thom Yorke easily by the near-constant proximity of a blonde-haired black hole bound up in sucking up talent. Luckily for this one, he has no talent to lose.
They look so much in love. I think that this is one celebrity couple that might actually be able to make a go of it.
ummm, mom, I think I might have made a mistake….
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