superficial

  1. For all I care, your names are “Pig” and “Hipster.” That’s all I need to know.

  2. The fuck, Spock?!

  3. Lady, i don’t want to see you, let alone know you name.

  4. One has more testosterone than the other. I shall leave up to you all to determine who.

  5. Steve R.

    Spock in a smock.

  6. Cap'n Obvious

    I assume that he was never as happy to be gay as this precise moment.

  7. Spock is in orbit around Lena.

  8. JimBB

    I knew Spock would find a way to save those whales.

  9. “Lena, where ate the cameras?”
    “Ummmmmm…..”

  10. Swearin

    Your name is Sylar. Now cut open her head and devour what little brains she has.

  11. “I kinda want sumpthin’ or other ta eat.”

  12. “These the worse shoes I own for walkin.’ How far’d you say you wanted to go?”

    “I don’t reckon I thought about it too much.”

  13. “I just want to be clear that I will fuck anything that is the opposite of whatever this is,”

  14. cc

    ‘My watch is worth more than your car, that’s my fuckin’ name!’

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