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  1. The crocheted dress trend needs to die yesterday. This should drive a stake through its misbegotten heart.

  2. Those ropes on her dress aren’t just for show – they really help at keeping her fat ass contained.

  3. Is that dress made out of Gimp? We used to make keyrings out of that stuff at summer camp.

  4. “Why yes, it is a fucking ridiculous size, bordering on gluteal elephantiasis… thank you for noticing!”

  5. ultra

    I guess she stole that hammock on the honeymoon.

  6. buzz

    This is what happens when a whale gets entangled with nets.

  7. Cock Dr

    It’s as if she went into the French boutique and demanded a dress that would minimize her bust and emphasize her hips.

  8. Whale got caught in a net and called it fashion.

  9. Cap'n Obvious

    Blech.

    Tell me again why she is famous? It had something to do with Satan and sucking cock, right?

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      This is where it gets complicated.

      Some people think her mother made a deal with the devil. Others think her mom IS the devil. Another group thinks her mom has a retractable cock.

      I say, fuck it, let’s get drunk.

  10. What is it with this broad and being photographed with hairy BBC.

  11. It’s like she exploded into a couch.

  12. Miley Cyrusis aslut

    This is what happens when you combined a Bandaid Dress, a Bedazzler., and a Porn Pro..

  13. … Why don’t you die already, Toilet Bowl?

  14. Jade

    I don’t care who made it..

    I don’t care how much it cost..

    That dress is ugly.

  15. Swearin

    “It took three whole villages working around the clock to make this dress! I believe in supporting the third world.”

  16. Those aren’t rope…they’re bungie cords.

  17. Robb7

    Only a matter of time before some whacko shoots this bitch!

  18. Is that her gut or butt? It’s bad when you cant tell the difference.

  19. “Why is everybody asking me to call themselves Ishamel? Is this a Jewish Hollywood thing?”

  20. Miss? Excuse me, Miss!
    This dead beaver just fell out of your crotch.”

  21. Flatliner

    I prefer to think of her in this pic as in the process of being mummified. Just a few more open areas to take care of and we can be done with this bitch for at least the next few centuries.

  22. For what it cost in materials to cover this lard ass, our National Debt could have been cut in half!

  23. tlmck

    The cost to mail her would break Bill Gates.

  24. “Come on you guys!…You know that spanx and this rope dress are the only thing holding in my fat rolls.”

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