Olivier Martinez in Los Angeles. (June 18, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Stereotypes exist for a reason, it would seem.
Where’s the black & white horizontally striped shirt and the beret?
70’s porn star look is making a come back
Because he’s gotta keep Halle happy.
If Halle ain’t happy then she’ll make sure no one is.
Olivier Martinez misunderstood what Halle meant when she dared him to “bring the pain.”
“He told me is was this bid last night, and “Honestly” I believed him!”
Hrumpf! You can’t translate it either, huh? Too bad. It may have been something important.
He looks like that sleazy gangster that always gets whacked about midway through the movie.
“Leave the gun. Take the baguette.”
The French are so adorable. He can pleasure her with this and make bruschetta without ever leaving the kitchen.
Ugly french dude is ugly.
Wow, that’s a big loaf. He better lube it first.
Is he getting in a black Firebird with Sally Field ?
So cliché, not even worth making fun of…
“Once I would be fucking Kylie Minogue… and now all I have is this bread… merde…” (fin)
I haven’t seen someone carrying bread that oddly since yesterday, when I saw a guy carrying a pizza under his arm like a book. Like not flat, but vertical. I was so pissed off I rolled down my window and yelled at him “THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CARRY A GODDAMN PIZZA”. He looked a little scared.
Thinking back, I might have come across a little unbalanced.
No no no, perfectly understandable reaction.
Btw, when you do go Columbine, you’ll spare me, right?
Wear red on Tuesday.
Sean Penn just called wanting his look back.
And here I thought all along that Halle was the bread winner.
Seriously, a fucking baguette, seriously?
‘Wow, what a baguette!’. This guy boxes so remember to enunciate clearly.
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