superficial

  1. Patrick

    We want to give you Peace.

  2. Deacon Jones

    = What Katy Perry would look like without breasts

  3. Gilberator

    It’s like a mind-wiped Katy Perry…wait…like a Katy Perry robot…wait….ok…hmmm….what happened to Katy’s tits?

  4. yoyoblack

    no, katy perry can’t hold a candle to zooey, never

    • The Lord Almighty

      How so? She’s a prettier version with bigger boobs who doesn’t sound totally flat when she sings.

      • MrsWrong

        you’re NUTS…Zooey has a MUCH better singing voice! And style, and can act…KP is nowhere near as talented!

      • The Lord Almighty

        lol reading lines monotone isn’t acting and doing the same thing with music behind it isn’t singing.

    • AleisterCrowley

      Apparently the sound on my tv is fucked cuz the catterwalling cotton commercial makes my freaking ears bleed.

  5. where’s a sharker when you need one?

  6. adolf hitler

    LOL i actually thought this was katy perry. was wonderin where her boobs went.

  7. Anon

    SHE IS SO QUIRKY AND RELEVANT ZOMG

  8. I wonder what she’d look like if she let her unibrow grow in.

    Never mind, I just pictured it. No improvement and only slightly funnier.

  9. “Yeah, I get it. I look a lot like her, but if you call me Katy one more fucking time…”

  10. AleisterCrowley

    Is she under the spell of Rasputtin? She certainly has a distant look.

  11. lori

    That would be a cute dress if it fit her properly. What was she thinking??

  12. KC

    She’s got that wardrobe malfunction in the headlights look.

  13. Do I need to clean my computer, or is she rocking a mustache?

  14. CharmlessMan

    I would do dirty, awful things to her.

  15. Jovy

    Her mustache gets me wet.

  16. g-moonie

    Shower curtain – check. Belt – check. Handful of Xanax – check.
    You are cleared for takeoff.

  17. cc

    The first Katy Perry prototype has escaped from the lab.

  18. Throjo

    I think that hairdo is holding a knife to her throat.

  19. fartknocker

    fresh from the full cavity search at the airport.

  20. The Lord Almighty

    Her and her weird sister Bones both can’t act. They just read lines in their strange monotone manner.

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