We want to give you Peace.
= What Katy Perry would look like without breasts
Katy Perry, no tits, WASTED ON HUSBAND’S STASH
It’s like a mind-wiped Katy Perry…wait…like a Katy Perry robot…wait….ok…hmmm….what happened to Katy’s tits?
no, katy perry can’t hold a candle to zooey, never
How so? She’s a prettier version with bigger boobs who doesn’t sound totally flat when she sings.
you’re NUTS…Zooey has a MUCH better singing voice! And style, and can act…KP is nowhere near as talented!
lol reading lines monotone isn’t acting and doing the same thing with music behind it isn’t singing.
Apparently the sound on my tv is fucked cuz the catterwalling cotton commercial makes my freaking ears bleed.
where’s a sharker when you need one?
LOL i actually thought this was katy perry. was wonderin where her boobs went.
SHE IS SO QUIRKY AND RELEVANT ZOMG
I wonder what she’d look like if she let her unibrow grow in.
Never mind, I just pictured it. No improvement and only slightly funnier.
“Yeah, I get it. I look a lot like her, but if you call me Katy one more fucking time…”
Is she under the spell of Rasputtin? She certainly has a distant look.
That would be a cute dress if it fit her properly. What was she thinking??
She’s got that wardrobe malfunction in the headlights look.
Do I need to clean my computer, or is she rocking a mustache?
I would do dirty, awful things to her.
Her mustache gets me wet.
Shower curtain – check. Belt – check. Handful of Xanax – check.
You are cleared for takeoff.
The first Katy Perry prototype has escaped from the lab.
I think that hairdo is holding a knife to her throat.
fresh from the full cavity search at the airport.
Her and her weird sister Bones both can’t act. They just read lines in their strange monotone manner.
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Zooey Deschanel at the SELF Magazine Celebrates The July Music Issue in New York City. (June 15, 2011)