Getting in shape for his next movie, “Fat Guy on a Golf Course.”
Or more precisely ‘Fat Guy on a Golf Course That Doesn’t Really Enforce a Dress Code’
The virtuous Russell Crowe: The Gladiator who once had a Beautiful Mind Inside his Commander. So Tender is his Body of Lies, his Proof of Life oh who I love his Tenderness. But let me tell you it hase been A Good Year for Crowe, indeed it has and in the Next Three Days he will eat the Sum of Us and give us the Proof that finally he can be Marshmallow eehh ..Cinderella Man.
This comes from an Insider in L.A.—Confidential.
You know the world is a very unhealthy place when what use to be fit attractive men have bigger breasts than most women do.
He’s pretty much a shoe in for the role of any dad in every show or movie.
Good news: Richar Masur will be reprising his role in the remake of “The Thing”.
so un-sexy – why do some women find this attractive?
How were we to know he would go from this:
http://www.kaspinet.com/images/Virtuosity/Image-03.jpg to my Uncle Slob
You should check out Romper Stomper. I’m pretty sure he’s shirtless and buff in that movie.
I think that the older people get the less they seem to care about there appearance. It’s more about hanging on to what you have and being comfortable with who you are. Besides he knows that he can get into shape when it is necessary. He has the discipline he is just not using it at this time.
When did my dad get famous and change his name to Russell Crowe?
When did my husband get famous and change his name to Russell Crowe?
It’s… it’s like looking into a mirror.
It’s just not fair that we men are held up to such impossibly high standards, while the women always seem to get a free pass!
If you had about 20 teachers in school that looked just like this, raise your hand.
Phil Margera really kept himself up since Celebrity Fit Club.
LMAO!!! I was thinkin the same thing!
I’d motorboat those puppies.
There, I said it.
Make him wax first. You’ll be so sorry if he doesn’t.
Oh, and video please.
You just can’t top the hairy motorboat! Whatever you do leave em shaggy!
Apparently he’s in a weight gaining competition with K-Fed.
Cut him some slack – clearly he’s training for the competitive eating circuit.
I seriously thought this was Phil Margera of Jackass/Viva La Bam/CKY fame for a second. No joke.
what a coincidence, I saw a crow near my house eating discarded pizza off the ground. trendsetter!
Artie Lange is back and ready for action!
My name is Aurelius (double) Maximus.
I come seeking a horse, a very large horse.
And a wagon for my snacks.
January Jones isn’t the only one who got knocked up by an X-man
He is changing his name to Russell Grow.
“F**k it, Dude, let’s go bowling. “
Roly Poly Tomasi.
freedom! no, wait…. was i in that movie…
Russel Crowe? I hear he’s the rich man’s John Goodman.
Wow, seeing this makes me feel much better.
Good to see K-Fed is shedding some weight.
Has he been cast to play Jor-El, or Krypton?
Looks like he’s finally Americanizing.
You mean he’s grown a dick over 12 inches and now owns an AR-15?
I heard he’s auditioning for 2XL-Men: First Bypass.
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