superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Do the gloves have holes for the fingernails, or do the gloves HAVE fingernails?

  2. well after all these years Lady Gaga finally looked into a mirror.

  3. The semen wipers go swish, swish, swish,
    swish, swish, swish,
    swish, swish, swish.

  4. Colin

    Of all the times for a place not to have a “no shirt, no shoes, no service” policy.

  5. AleisterCrowley

    Her body’s looking 20 yrs older than it is. The face reminds me of Joan Crawford.

  6. doogleberg

    Lada Gaga reacts to a run-by facial in the streets of Paris. Where’s a cop and a Kleenex when you need one?

  7. CharmlessMan

    Someone just explained who Madonna is to her.

  8. Cam

    Happens every time she walks into a room with a mirror.

  9. cc

    Ooops, sorry, yes it does sting…but YOU were the one holding it.

  10. Well, it’s about time that someone maced the bitch!

  11. Turd Ferguson

    At least she knows that with her face covered people might check her out.

  12. Because it’s always sexier to leave a little bit to the imagination…

  13. Ponkur

    The precise moment Lady Gaga realised the futility of her existence.

  14. I guess this is what happens when you finally run out of ideas for crazy shit to wear.

  15. Opsidolala

    Seriously, it took THIS long to her to do a facepalm?!

  16. XFX

    Why does she never ever look like someone who isn’t trying to trade sex for money?

    I wouldn’t mind if she were pretty, but…

  17. whiskeyafternoon

    walking drunkenly down a hall of mirrors, the Gorgon had to be cautious to avoid her own image.

  18. This confirms it. She has passed batshit crazy and jumped headlong into Howard Hughes crazy. She’s even drinking her own urine in public now.

  19. wilsjay

    Best office party EVER!

  20. Isa

    Her tits are saggy

  21. KC

    It’s a fine line between “genius” and “whore,” apparently.

  22. Jovy

    We have already become bored and fed up with of your existence, Gaga, do us all a favor and GO AWAY.

  23. Bison

    I don’t think anyone could have predicted that her new album would flop so dramatically…. oh wait.

  24. She can totally guess your exact penis size without looking.

  25. dontlooknow

    Isn’t there some law, SOMEWHERE, that makes it illegal to wear just underwear outside?

  26. Brennan Haley

    So after she gets to ten, she chugs the glass? Hey, I’ve played “Who’s wiz is this?”, I just can’t believe she can count that high.

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