Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker in New York City. (June 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I don’t blame them for being pissed. What kind of idiot says ‘Break a leg’ to the Brodericks?
*Applause* *Throws flowers at you*
Sadly Matthew, you are not dreaming
He has to walk behind her at all times because she wants to feel like she is going to win the race.
its dangerous to be behind a horse
He always wears that deer in the headlights look now.
He looks trapped.
After being scratched from the Belmont Stakes, I’ll Have Another wanders through the streets, contemplating life.
I know we’re all thinking it: he should have gone to school that day.
My, what a handsome couple. :|
“And coming down the final stretch, its SJP in the lead by a length!”
you are so close, you should have said “…SJP by a nose!”
You guys took the good ones.
Regret can haunt you for years.
That horse in the headlights look.
Nothing to see here, just walkin’ the dogs.
The horse and the dog
Why don’t people train their dogs to poop directly into the plastic bag? I mean, I know she’s not good at acting but she should be able to handle that.
And they lived happily ever after.
It’s great to see a couple that still shows such joy in their marriage after a few years.
Her shirt should read, “Fashion’s Day Off.”
He looks more and more like a lesbian everyday.
At least he gets to wear comfortable shoes.
I thought you should ride the horse and the dog will just follow
When did Matt B turn into one of the puffy, oversized bags she was always carrying around in Sex and the City?
What did Ralphie say? “Don’t be shy with the whip!”
He is pissed off his horse won’t get a shot at the Triple Crown again this year.
Sad Broderick is sad.
Guys, why the long faces?
Those are the happy half-eyes of a pup that’s just spritzed Sarah Jessica Parker’s right ankle.
What kind of cuckold dick-geisha hell is that guy in?
Obviously you think that someone else would fuck that…that…woman thing?
Ferris Bueller contemplates where it all went so horribly wrong.
Poor bastard started out with Mia Sara and ended up with Native Dancer.
he needs another day off!!!!!!!
Yes, he is determined to have a day off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Intending to make one last grand duck-out before penetration of the horsewoman
he’s faking the stomach cramp again , and is about to bent over,puking all over the horsewoman…, Ferris calls in sick!
It’s Ferris’ day off, and he’s out to enjoy himself, and he does!.
Matthew Broderick pouts as he learns the truth that the “dog and pony show” is not what it sounds like.
See the emergency supply of oats in his left pocket?
The face of misery.
Mathew offered to drive but Sarah knew it was safer to walk.
Matthew Broderick: The Stepford Husband
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