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  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I don’t blame them for being pissed. What kind of idiot says ‘Break a leg’ to the Brodericks?

  2. mike

    Sadly Matthew, you are not dreaming

  3. SSHGuru

    He has to walk behind her at all times because she wants to feel like she is going to win the race.

  4. He always wears that deer in the headlights look now.

  5. it had to be said

    He looks trapped.

  6. Josephus

    After being scratched from the Belmont Stakes, I’ll Have Another wanders through the streets, contemplating life.

  7. Bob

    I know we’re all thinking it: he should have gone to school that day.

  8. My, what a handsome couple. :|

  9. “And coming down the final stretch, its SJP in the lead by a length!”

  10. Pierce Bronzetan

    Regret can haunt you for years.

  11. We

    That horse in the headlights look.

  12. Abby Normal

    Nothing to see here, just walkin’ the dogs.

  13. Lemmiwinks

    Why don’t people train their dogs to poop directly into the plastic bag? I mean, I know she’s not good at acting but she should be able to handle that.

  14. Cock Dr

    And they lived happily ever after.

  15. Frank The Duck

    It’s great to see a couple that still shows such joy in their marriage after a few years.

  16. Sven Golly

    Her shirt should read, “Fashion’s Day Off.”

  17. kimmykimkim

    He looks more and more like a lesbian everyday.

  18. wauggy

    I thought you should ride the horse and the dog will just follow

  19. Shitz

    When did Matt B turn into one of the puffy, oversized bags she was always carrying around in Sex and the City?

  20. cc

    What did Ralphie say? “Don’t be shy with the whip!”

  21. El Jefe

    He is pissed off his horse won’t get a shot at the Triple Crown again this year.

  22. Raoul

    Sad Broderick is sad.

  23. (Deleted User)

    Guys, why the long faces?

  24. Blech

    Those are the happy half-eyes of a pup that’s just spritzed Sarah Jessica Parker’s right ankle.

  25. journalschism

    What kind of cuckold dick-geisha hell is that guy in?

  26. tlmck

    Ferris Bueller contemplates where it all went so horribly wrong.

  27. AndrewMacCloud

    he needs another day off!!!!!!!
    Yes, he is determined to have a day off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Intending to make one last grand duck-out before penetration of the horsewoman
    he’s faking the stomach cramp again , and is about to bent over,puking all over the horsewoman…, Ferris calls in sick!

    It’s Ferris’ day off, and he’s out to enjoy himself, and he does!.

  28. tidbit

    Matthew Broderick pouts as he learns the truth that the “dog and pony show” is not what it sounds like.

  29. cc

    See the emergency supply of oats in his left pocket?

  30. Nina

    The face of misery.

  31. Mathew offered to drive but Sarah knew it was safer to walk.

  32. Matthew Broderick: The Stepford Husband

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