This movie is all about jobs, honey. I play Steve Jobs, you give me blow jobs, or you don’t have any more jobs.
Ashton “She looked better a few minutes ago with the clothes off”
I didn’t think he could become/portray a bigger douche.. Bravo?
Q: Where will you not find Demi Moore?
“Apple? No… I’m thinking BANANA!”
Made me filthy rich.
“Sorry Mr.K , I am not into Grandma’s leftovers….”
holy shit they are filming this in my home town?
I have a mission for you…
Hey cool we’re wearing the same size shirt.
Thanks for letting me suck your dick Mr. Kutcher
Don’t forget to wipe your chin!
It’s okay – I got the crop tops and hip hugger jeans covered. Thanks anyway though!!
Did the trailer blow up after that? Please tell me it did with this douche inside.
“No thanks! I’ve already slept with a loser this year.”
“Are you my four o’clock fuck?”
This guy could fall out of a 30-story window and land dick-first in vagina.
“Thanks, Ashton. I’ll bring back your dildo as soon as I’m done with it.”
High waisted shorts are not a good look for anybody
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