1. joe

    This movie is all about jobs, honey. I play Steve Jobs, you give me blow jobs, or you don’t have any more jobs.

  2. SSHGuru

    Ashton “She looked better a few minutes ago with the clothes off”

  3. I didn’t think he could become/portray a bigger douche.. Bravo?

  4. Josephus

    A: “Jobs.”

    Q: Where will you not find Demi Moore?

  5. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Apple? No… I’m thinking BANANA!”

  6. AAPL made me rich!

    Made me filthy rich.

  7. Frank The Duck

    “Sorry Mr.K , I am not into Grandma’s leftovers….”

  8. Turd Ferguson

    holy shit they are filming this in my home town?

  9. Captain Obvious

    Hey cool we’re wearing the same size shirt.

  10. bigalkie

    Thanks for letting me suck your dick Mr. Kutcher

  11. cc

    Don’t forget to wipe your chin!

  12. It’s okay – I got the crop tops and hip hugger jeans covered. Thanks anyway though!!

  13. El Jefe

    Did the trailer blow up after that? Please tell me it did with this douche inside.

  14. Raoul

    “No thanks! I’ve already slept with a loser this year.”

  15. “Are you my four o’clock fuck?”

    “No, five.”

  16. journalschism

    This guy could fall out of a 30-story window and land dick-first in vagina.

  17. “Thanks, Ashton. I’ll bring back your dildo as soon as I’m done with it.”

  18. Quijibo

    High waisted shorts are not a good look for anybody

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