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  1. Contusion

    Hey Tom! Remember when you were in Risky Business? That was awesome.

  2. just here for laughs

    Village People tryouts?

  3. Josephus

    “Eh, not as strong-looking as those black ones from the other day, but they’ll do. Come on up.”

  4. it had to be said

    “Remember when you guys stuck the plunger handle up that guy’s ass? That was hott.”

  5. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Heelllllloooooo offithers!”

  6. The Pope

    “C’mon over here Lou, it’s your turn to frisk him. He doesn’t mind at all. Really.”

  7. cc

    So all you strippers showed up dressed as cops? I also wanted fireman, a construction worker, a paramedic…

  8. Crissy

    The look in the black guy’s face says it all! Helloooooooo!

  9. Perplexity

    TC’s people made sure that he would be taller than the photographed officer. Lenny the traffic cop has the opportunity of a lifetime.

  10. JC

    In every picture, there’s a black guy who’s thankful that the cops are distracted.

  11. CK

    He’s in hog-heaven!

  12. El Jefe

    Wanna bet he invited them all to the Blue Oyster Bar?

  13. Bonky

    Nightsticks and hand cuffs ? Of course I’ll be there !

  14. Blech

    This is his dream come true second to a prison sentence.

  15. “This could be more fun than making ‘Top Gun.’ So which one of you is actually going to perform the cavity search?”

  16. brit

    Where’s the Indiana chief? I wanted a bloody Indian Chief…bawl….

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    You’re welcome.

  18. catapostrophe

    Those cops are pros. They’re gonna push the tension ’til the last possible moment before they strip.

  19. Goose is DEAD dickhead and you just cruise around like nothing happened.

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