Tom Cruise posing with some NYPD officers in New York City. (June 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Hey Tom! Remember when you were in Risky Business? That was awesome.
Village People tryouts?
Really, where is the Indian and the Cowboy???
“It’s MY turn to play the cop!”
“No, it’s MY turn!”
:cue slap fight:
“Eh, not as strong-looking as those black ones from the other day, but they’ll do. Come on up.”
“Remember when you guys stuck the plunger handle up that guy’s ass? That was hott.”
Dammit. I was working on this joke. Thumbs up.
resolves never to leave my computer again
“C’mon over here Lou, it’s your turn to frisk him. He doesn’t mind at all. Really.”
So all you strippers showed up dressed as cops? I also wanted fireman, a construction worker, a paramedic…
The look in the black guy’s face says it all! Helloooooooo!
TC’s people made sure that he would be taller than the photographed officer. Lenny the traffic cop has the opportunity of a lifetime.
In every picture, there’s a black guy who’s thankful that the cops are distracted.
He’s in hog-heaven!
Wanna bet he invited them all to the Blue Oyster Bar?
Nightsticks and hand cuffs ? Of course I’ll be there !
This is his dream come true second to a prison sentence.
“This could be more fun than making ‘Top Gun.’ So which one of you is actually going to perform the cavity search?”
Where’s the Indiana chief? I wanted a bloody Indian Chief…bawl….
Those cops are pros. They’re gonna push the tension ’til the last possible moment before they strip.
Goose is DEAD dickhead and you just cruise around like nothing happened.
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