Uphh.. I’be thwallowed by thung

I don’t know what to do. I have money but no one will hire me to act so I will just stand here holding the ground down.

EPISODE: “The One Where Ross Panhandles”

SYNOPSIS: After Rachel leaves him again, Ross decides to go after his long-lost true love: Marcel. Meanwhile, back on Long Island, Monica cleans while Chandler wonders if his life could BE any more soul-sucking. Phoebe spreads Mike’s ashes after his suicide, and after Joey has casual sex with a producer in order to land a part in a summer blockbuster, hilarity ensues. Michael Bay guest stars.

At least one ape in the photos bathes.

His t-shirt is trying to be subtle.

All these years later, there’s still absolutely nothing funny about this guy.

Lessee…my agent told me he’d meet me here with a script Wednesday. He didn’t show last Wednesday, so it must be this Wednesday. Hmm… where is he? Weird.

I thought this was that loser Dane Cook. Turns out it was a completely different loser.

Hes still alive??

Day 13… my ironic t-shirt purchased over the internet still fails to entice anyone into spontaneous conversation. The search continues

it’s the giraffe from those madagascar movies

Bathing Ape was lame 7 years ago when it was considered cool. Where did he get this shirt from, Goodwill?

Probably looking for ‘Central Perk,’ not realizing it only exists in Hollywood’s perpetually asshole-riffic version of New York.

that madagascar 3D money isn’t going to waste at all…

Capt. Sobel, we salute the rank. Not the man.

Is it some sort of requirement in “the biz” that one must have a cellphone in one hand? Are cellphones used as a form of identification or something? “I’m sorry sir, your story sounds a little fishy to me. I’m going to have to see your cellphone…”

Is he making fun of the Miami Cannibal incident?

Someone needs to beat this guy into oblivion.