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  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Okaay… so that’s a shit eating grin

  2. just here for laughs

    Not squeezing the Charmin

  3. Gene Simmons looks like he’s rotting away

  4. it had to be said

    Simmons just licked the right side of Tyson’s face . . . without either having moved an inch.

  5. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    oh that Tyson must be real out of shape as he got beat up by Gene Simmons. Veganism must really deplete your strength.

  6. Well, they both do have shitty faces, so the toilet paper can’t hurt.

  7. Pierce Bronzetan

    They’re auditioning for a new sci-fi movie. Emotionless vulcan on the right… Klingon on the left.

  8. Frank The Duck

    The E-List in action….

  9. Cock Dr

    Seeing this leads me to believe that End Times are near.

  10. Captain Obvious

    Mike thinks they’re making the same sign.

  11. bigalkie

    I’d pay a hundred bucks to see Gene take off his wig and plop it down on Tyson’s head.

  12. j/k

    Embarrassment: When Mike Tyson is so ashamed to be seen with you he hides his face with toilet paper.

  13. willynilly

    Two. Ugly. Men.

  14. cc

    The Two Gentlemen of Verona, or I miss my guess.

  15. In the thumbnail I thought Gene was Russell Brand…I’m really sorry, Russel Brand!

  16. Kurt Barlow

    How many STDs do you currently have?

  17. Y’know, there’s a lot in this picture to poke fun of, but let’s go back to that caption. The KISS Monster Mini-Golf Amusement Center. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

    Actual quotes from the website:
    “The Best Rockin’ Golf In Vegas!”
    “Don’t Miss Your Chance To Golf Among Legends!”
    “The Must See Attraction In When Visiting!” [sic]
    “Immortalize Your Rockin’ Self By Being A Part Of KISStory as we build YOUR FACE into the new by Monster Mini Golf” [sic]

  18. popwilleatitself

    Gene Simmons is the picture of Dorian Grey.

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