Mike Tyson and Gene Simmons at KISS by Monster Mini Golf in Las Vegas. (June 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Okaay… so that’s a shit eating grin
Not squeezing the Charmin
Gene Simmons looks like he’s rotting away
Simmons just licked the right side of Tyson’s face . . . without either having moved an inch.
oh that Tyson must be real out of shape as he got beat up by Gene Simmons. Veganism must really deplete your strength.
Well, they both do have shitty faces, so the toilet paper can’t hurt.
They’re auditioning for a new sci-fi movie. Emotionless vulcan on the right… Klingon on the left.
The E-List in action….
Seeing this leads me to believe that End Times are near.
Agreed, surely a sign of the apocalypse.
Mike thinks they’re making the same sign.
I’d pay a hundred bucks to see Gene take off his wig and plop it down on Tyson’s head.
Embarrassment: When Mike Tyson is so ashamed to be seen with you he hides his face with toilet paper.
Two. Ugly. Men.
The Two Gentlemen of Verona, or I miss my guess.
In the thumbnail I thought Gene was Russell Brand…I’m really sorry, Russel Brand!
How many STDs do you currently have?
Y’know, there’s a lot in this picture to poke fun of, but let’s go back to that caption. The KISS Monster Mini-Golf Amusement Center. You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Actual quotes from the website:
“The Best Rockin’ Golf In Vegas!”
“Don’t Miss Your Chance To Golf Among Legends!”
“The Must See Attraction In When Visiting!” [sic]
“Immortalize Your Rockin’ Self By Being A Part Of KISStory as we build YOUR FACE into the new by Monster Mini Golf” [sic]
Gene Simmons is the picture of Dorian Grey.
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