I think they saw her coming
Malarkey sold here
Here’s the gist of that: “Lady if you go back to Ahhhnold, history will repeat itself – now that will be $500 please”
“Hi, do you do soulmate readings in Espanol?
He’s cheating on you! Oh. Right. Never mind.
Please tell me “chakra” is a word for midget…
This is the only Psychic that matters:
No way man. Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic.
“Don’t you get it? You’re wasting coffee!”
“I see a child that’s not yours in your future…”
“What? It already happened? Ah, no wonder, I was reading this thing upside down! $500, please.”
“In the future you should employ a Maid that is less Merry.”
Can’t tell if that’s a smile or a snarl.
Guess they told her how hes gonna die.
What a pussy! Go for the good stuff, Palo Mayombe! But shhhhh, keep it a secret cause it’s a big secret. shhhhhh, and trendy.
Wheel of Life?! Shit got serious.
Guess even Hollywood has hopped on the bath salts trend.
“Yes, he’s had other children by different women. No—I didn’t see it in the cards. Jane Seymour told me. We’ve been tight since she did that Bond movie.”
Catholics are so superstitious.
Maria was just advised that “No, this isn’t CBS News.”
Good God, that is fucking awful. It sounded much better in my head. Sorry, gang.
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